All climbers bums look big when photoing from below - even those who survive on one celery stick a week. And trust me, there are a few of them around this mini break. So, what chance have we got - I felt guilty eating a tiny haribo sweet at the crag today.
Along with Mr & Mrs celery Stick, one of the other main climbing group around this week, is Mr & Mrs Beautiful - perfectly honed bodies with muscles on muscles and perfect tans. Once again, what chance have we got, being pastie white from the North of Scotland where we only expose our legs to the sun about 2 days a year?
I might just stick to putting pathetic chameleons on my blog.
